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As a guy I always find it difficult to figure out what my wife is saying and what she really means.  But when it comes to "Mom Speak" we've found the true meaning for all of the "cliche" mom comments.   For instance...

1. “Don’t make me come over there.” I really don’t want to get up or stop what I am doing to come over there.

2. “Because I said so.” And I can’t think of another reason.

3. “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” I am hoping that you won’t come up with anything to say at all for at least 30 seconds.

See the rest of the list here.