15 of the Most Absurd Police Department Names

posted by Ritch Cassidy - 


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I'm sure these police departments are tired of all the jokes, but for the rest of us...



Some town names in our country, not to mention around the globe, are just plain silly. And when you see the police cars patrolling these silly-named towns it just adds to the level of silliness.

I'm sure these police departments are tired of all the jokes, but for the rest of us, I present...the 15 most absurd police department names:

1. Sandwich Police - Massachusetts

Enroute to guy who refused to hold the onions.

funny police department names, sandwich police via imgur

 2. Surprise Police - Arizona

Surprise! It's the cops!

funny police department names, tea police via Surprise Police/Facebook

 3. Bald Knob Police - Arkansas

They'd love this one in the UK.

funny police department names, bald knob police via flickr

 4. Savage Police - Minnesota

They're just a little too brutal in their approach for my liking.

funny police department names, savage police via imgur

 5. Climax Police - Georgia

Oh my God, we're coming...to get you.

funny police department names, climax police via imgur

 6. Peculiar Police - Missouri

Can't put my finger on it, but something's just not right about these guys.

funny police department names, peculiar police via peculiar pd

 7. Licking Police - Missouri

Doesn't seem very sanitary.

funny police department names, licking police via imgur pd

 8. "French Licking" Police - Indiana

I know what a French kiss is. What exactly is a French lick?

funny police department names, french lick police via french lick pd

 9. Hooker Police - Oklahoma

Ladies of the night, you don't stand a chance in this town.

funny police department names, hooker police via travelchannel.com

 10. Hazard Police - Kentucky

Occupational hazard.

funny police department names, hazard police via hazard pd

 11. Beaver Police - Pennsylvania

These guys must be busy.

funny police department names, beaver police via wfmj.com

 12. Horni­ Police - Germany

Frisking just became really, really awkward.

funny police department names, horny police via pinterest

 13. Flushing Police - Michigan

Always on call...when someone leaves a floater.

funny police department names, flushing police via flushingcity.com

 14. Bacon Police - Georgia

And you thought your local police department heard a lot of bacon-related cracks.

funny police department names, bacon police via flickr

 15. Flippin Police - Arkansas

Oh snap! It's the flippin' cops!

funny police department names, flippin police via imgur

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